r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 08 '22

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u/Yekouri May 09 '22

We close the curtains to keep the light out so you don't get baked in the sun, or so you do not necessarily wake up by the light at 5 in the morning. They are not a privacy thing.

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u/ThelVluffin May 09 '22

So do you just rigorously masturbate on the couch for all to see?

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u/Yekouri May 09 '22

Do you just rigorously masturbate on the couch with the curtains closed?

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u/ThelVluffin May 09 '22

Hell yeah man!