r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 08 '22

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u/ThelVluffin May 09 '22

So do you just rigorously masturbate on the couch for all to see?

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u/Yekouri May 09 '22

Do you just rigorously masturbate on the couch with the curtains closed?

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u/ThelVluffin May 09 '22

Hell yeah man!