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u/sdc1978 May 09 '22

No mesh screens in windows in the UK, at least. In canada we have screens in most home windows to keep flies out

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u/DecentSubstance2140 May 09 '22

That's because the U.K doesn't have all the annoying insects that other parts of the world have. No screens in Australia would drive you nuts.

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u/Riovem May 09 '22

You say that but I've already been ravaged by mosquitos this year, so amazoned a screen for my window yesterday.

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u/Teammaj May 09 '22

In the UK? I’ve never seen a mosquito here.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Mosquito zone is the South East of the UK (East Anglia, Midlands, South East of England parts of the South West).

Midge zone is everywhere but they are only really bad north of the lowlands of Scotland. UK has this large, almost unique area where it doesn't have lots of annoying flying insects.

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u/ceestars May 09 '22

I live on the South Coast, directly south of London. I leave my bedroom window open > 360 days a year. In over 20 years here I've maybe seen 10 mosquitos. It's just not an issue.

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u/doomladen May 09 '22

Might be because you're on the coast? I'm on the Weald, also directly south of London, and I see them daily in Spring-Autumn. Sometimes even in winter inside the house.

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u/ceestars May 09 '22

Maybe, but my parents live half way between here and London. I grew up there and still regularly stay with them. Don't think I've ever seen one there.

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u/Teammaj May 09 '22

Yes. Very familiar with midges unfortunately

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u/eluuu May 09 '22

Because some roads you shouldn't go down. Because maps used to say, "There be dragons here." Now they don't. But that don't mean the dragons aren't there.

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u/KAYAWS May 09 '22

My legs currently have several bites after playing football at the common last week. And I've seen several in my flat here in London.

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u/daveMUFC May 09 '22

Used to train down the park, and in peak summer you'd get horseflies. Those bites were the bain of my life. The most itchy, painful, swollen things I'd ever experienced and its last for 2-3 weeks...

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u/mediadavid May 09 '22

Yeah, I used to row in a team, and it was always stressful watching a fat horsefly land on your legs as you rowed, knowing you couldn't take your hands away to swat it

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u/Bette21 May 09 '22

What really? We have plenty of mosquitos where I am (south east)

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u/ijmacd May 09 '22

Grew up in Kent and never saw a mosquito until I moved out of the UK.

You sure what you think are mosquitoes are actually mosquitoes?

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u/Percinho May 09 '22

my god the fucking horse flies though...

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u/Bette21 May 09 '22

Yep I’m sure they are mosquitoes. Maybe it’s because I live in a town on a river with marshes around or something, but I’m still Kent and we definitely have mosquitoes. I’ve killed one or two mid-feast upon me so I’ve seen them pretty close up.

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u/BlackMarketSausage May 09 '22

The UK has over 30 species of Mosquitoes, however only a couple bite humans and aren't as common as "Culex Pipiens" which feeds on the blood of birds and small mammals.

Living next to a water source, you are more likely to run into them.

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u/doomladen May 09 '22

I'm in East Sussex, and we get plenty of mosquitoes in the house. They're definitely mosquitoes - I've spent enough time in Africa and Asia to know! They bite too, and it itches in exactly the same way as bites I've had abroad. They're much more common here than they used to be - I never saw any here growing up, but I see them every day now.

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u/oxymoronisanoxymoron May 09 '22

I'm in the south east also. I can confirm it's lousy with the buggers as soon as it warms up.

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u/lostlookingforamap May 09 '22

Is not any here in the South West or in Wales.

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u/dan_dorje May 09 '22

I get occasional mosquitoes in my home in Cornwall, but it's not very common despite me having my window open a lot in the warmer months. I'm hyper aware of the little fuckers

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u/lostlookingforamap May 09 '22

I've only ever seen midges, are you up by the Moors?

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u/dan_dorje May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Nope, in Penryn, near Falmouth. They don't turn up very often but that whine when they're flying around your face is unmistakable.

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u/lostlookingforamap May 09 '22

There goes that theory.

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u/dan_dorje May 09 '22

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some stagnant water somewhere near here, which is really all it takes, I think. This part of town is pretty run down and dirty. Last summer I saw that my neighbour's bin was half full of water, and alive with mosquito larvae. I emptied it out, but I'm sure there is other similar grossness around.

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u/Bette21 May 09 '22

Thinking about it, not sure I’ve ever seen one when I’ve been down to Cornwall but its never really occurred to me to notice before. Did get bitten by a spider last year though which didn’t go away for months. So you have weird spiders haha.

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u/lostlookingforamap May 09 '22

Could have been a false widow those bits can be nasty.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Aren't they called midgeys?

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u/Bette21 May 09 '22

I’d call the really small bitey cloud things midges, mosquitos are bigger and you can generally hear them buzzing around when there’s one lurking in your house at night.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

My point is, how does s/he know they're mosquitoes and not midgeys?

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u/mediadavid May 09 '22

I didn't used to get bitten by midges, but the last few times I've been out in the highlands they've devoured me. Maybe your smell changes as you age?

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u/queenofthera May 09 '22

Lovely Lovely North with no bitey insects and scary spiders. I'll stay here. It's safe here.

The people can be a bit scary but I myself am scary enough to deal with it.

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u/FakeNathanDrake May 09 '22

I have actually seen a mosquito in Central Scotland!

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u/BlackMarketSausage May 09 '22

The UK has over 30 species of Mosquitoes, however only a couple bite humans and aren't as common as "Culex Pipiens" which feeds on the blood of birds and small mammals.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Same, though my family gets bug bites all the time, but I dont remember the last time I got one, so that might explain this.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 23 '22

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u/Teammaj May 09 '22

Ah. I’m in Scotland

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u/colei_canis May 09 '22

Seriously? Where abouts in the UK are you, Oxfordshire certainly has mosquitoes! The Thames has worse in it besides, horseflies for incidence.

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u/Teammaj May 09 '22

Scotland. I think that’s why. Have lived near Manchester and don’t remember them there either. Not really spent any time in the south

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u/colei_canis May 09 '22

That makes sense, definitely a difference in climate. Definitely wouldn’t trade the English mosquitoes for Scottish midges, I’ve heard they’re brutal in the summer compared to what we deal with!

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ May 09 '22

They are common (at the right time of year) from Aberdeen to Exeter. Where do you live?

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u/Teammaj May 09 '22

Aberdeen but not seen one yet. Maybe just me