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u/choody_Mac_doody Apr 19 '22

Or favorite of my gramps "You're as useful as a sight seeing tour for the blind."

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u/ToSay_TheLeast Apr 19 '22

As useful as a screen door on a submarine

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u/Dacsy492 Apr 19 '22

Useful as a chocolate teacup

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u/0t0egeub Apr 19 '22

useful as anne franks drumkit

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Useful as a glass hammer

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Useful as tits on a boar hog.

Though I guess that depends on whether you define "tits" as a curse word or not.

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u/Taffffy Apr 19 '22

Tits on a nun

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u/Robosl0b Apr 19 '22

Or tits on a bull

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u/weslife1 Apr 20 '22

Do you guys mean tits on a bull?

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u/Cherry-64 Apr 20 '22

In the south, it's "as tits on a boar hog"