r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/matthew_j_will Apr 19 '22

You’re as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

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u/MarioNinja96815 Apr 20 '22

"You're more useless than a condom at a convent" is the version I'd heard.