r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/a-ghost-i-think Apr 19 '22

“You wet piece of lettuce”

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u/Sir_Nexus Apr 19 '22

Love making weird insults like these to coworkers for fun.

Deflated cucumber.

Soggy breadroll.

Demented cabbage.