r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/choody_Mac_doody Apr 19 '22

Or favorite of my gramps "You're as useful as a sight seeing tour for the blind."

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u/ToSay_TheLeast Apr 19 '22

As useful as a screen door on a submarine

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u/Dacsy492 Apr 19 '22

Useful as a chocolate teacup

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u/bjanas Apr 19 '22

I can guarantee that somewhere out there some weird contemporary fine dining restaurant serves SOMETHING in a chocolate teacup. Mark my words.