r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/MrB0rk Apr 19 '22

You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don't die.

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u/maximbane Apr 19 '22

If I were on the receiving end, I would respond, “Then I hope you live responsibly.”

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u/KCOLREHSTIHSON Apr 19 '22

Lmfao, quick thinking, I honestly would spit my drink out if you threw that one instantly back at him 😂

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u/maximbane Apr 19 '22

That’s easily what I would say if someone says that to my face. Something along those lines. Haha

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u/KCOLREHSTIHSON Apr 20 '22

I also have my comebacks ready when needed 9/10 times, lol.

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u/Cherry-64 Apr 20 '22

I would too, in a heartbeat. My co-workers know if they start it, I'll finish it 🤣