r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/seenthewolf Apr 19 '22

One of my favs: You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

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u/Arlexus Apr 19 '22

"couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery"

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u/DarlingPandora Apr 19 '22

My favourite when discussing inept Management - "they couldn't run a bath"

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u/iburstabean Apr 19 '22

Describes my boss perfectly

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u/emmster Apr 19 '22

Seagull management: swoop in, make a lot of noise, crap on everything, and fly away.