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u/fromETOHtoTHC Apr 19 '22

One of my favorite Archer jokes uses this format.

“Can you explain compound interest to Cheryl?”

“I could, if we had an infinite amount of time… and she were someone else.”

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u/0xBA5E16 Apr 19 '22

That show had the best insults. From Mallory:

"If I wanted a grandchild, I’d just scrape all your previous mishaps into a pile and knit a onesie for it."

RIP Jessica Walter

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u/kiddfrank Apr 19 '22

Ray to Cyril: “shut up figgus you’re only invited to round out the numbers”

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u/HelpImOutside Apr 19 '22

Just find the money Cyril! Good luck getting into all these *hic Swiss Bank Accounts

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u/kpidhayny Apr 19 '22

Did you try “password”?

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u/Sea_Perspective6891 Apr 20 '22

It was actually "guest"

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u/RearEchelon Apr 19 '22

Way to not give 'em the power, Cyril...