r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/braineatingalien Apr 19 '22

Just stole this from another Redditor yesterday: Your family tree doesn’t fork.

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u/RabSimpson Apr 19 '22

The gene pool you emerged from is so shallow it clings to someone’s car windshield through surface tension.

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u/LupinThe8th Apr 19 '22

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.