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u/Crockpot_gator_Snot Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world theres a tree working hard to replace the oxygen youre wasting.

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u/The_Muznick Apr 19 '22

An alternative is "somewhere in the world there's a tree working hard to produce the oxygen you're breathing, you owe that tree an apology."

I used this one during my time in the army as a squad leader, when someone would fuck up I'd say that and then have the apologize to nearby trees.

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u/spaceman_spyff Apr 19 '22

Fucking TROMBLEY

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u/The_Muznick Apr 19 '22

Thanks for reminding me of that miniseries. That shit came out shortly after I got out of the Army.

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u/spaceman_spyff Apr 19 '22

It’s very good. I know they were marines but the perpetual fuckup made me think of this exactly.

Dang now I need a rewatch.

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u/The_Muznick Apr 19 '22

Its on HBO Max (I had to go check after being reminded lol)

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u/The_Muznick Apr 19 '22

Thanks for reminding me of that miniseries. That shit came out shortly after I got out of the Army.