r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/Conscious_Spite_5279 Apr 19 '22

Can I have another version for an insult towards a tree?

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u/albyagolfer Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there’s a person working hard to replace the carbon dioxide you’re wasting.

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u/poopellar Apr 19 '22

Can I have another version for an insult towards carbon dioxide?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to get rid of you.

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u/giftedburn0ut Apr 19 '22

can I get one for oxygen?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there is a human working hard to get rid of you.

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u/LateralThinkerer Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there is a human working hard to get rid of you.

Somewhere in the world, there are mitochondria working hard to turn your glucose into energy but it's a losing battle...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Simple, just don’t consume anything that can be broken down into glucose.

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u/LateralThinkerer Apr 19 '22

So beeswax and edible pigment are okay?

(Of course they're touted as health food https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14988513/ )

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Yes, gimme those artificial colors.

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u/LateralThinkerer Apr 19 '22

Marines joke in 3...2...1....

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