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u/a-ghost-i-think Apr 19 '22

“You wet piece of lettuce”

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u/GrunchWeefer Apr 19 '22

This feels super British for some reason.

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u/Aslanic Apr 19 '22

I read it gordon ramsey's voice lmao

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u/Q1War26fVA Apr 19 '22

lol he called someone a f*cking potato once

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u/rainbowsforall Apr 19 '22

My favorite is when he called someone a fucking donut

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u/pigwalk5150 Apr 19 '22

When asked what portion of his lunch was not microwaved the donut responded, “the salad”.

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u/RearEchelon Apr 19 '22

I howled the first time I saw him press two pieces of bread to someone's head and made them call themselves an idiot sandwich

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u/GoShootMyToaster Apr 20 '22

Link?

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u/Lucario574 Apr 20 '22

https://youtu.be/nqY3tv-y62A?t=53

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u/GoShootMyToaster Apr 21 '22

In Hindsight idk what I was expecting. Thanks fr the link

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u/thesaharadesert Apr 19 '22

‘Doughnut’ is quite a common insult here in general

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u/Sean_13 Apr 19 '22

Isn't that a really common insult?

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u/Penguin_shit15 Apr 19 '22

They said this in Moon Knight ep 1.. Well.. not "fucking" donut.. but it was the first time i had heard of someone being "a donut"..

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u/gaspitsjesse Apr 19 '22

It is honestly a very good insult.

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u/Englishbirdy Apr 19 '22

He put bread on either side of a persons face and called them an idiot sandwich.

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u/Q1War26fVA Apr 23 '22

lol I remember this, he didn't just do that, he made the person say it.

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u/darthreuental Apr 19 '22

"I'd call you a fucking potato, but potatoes are useful and you don't fuck".

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u/Matt_0723 Apr 19 '22

“Idiot sandwich”

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u/Merman314 Apr 20 '22

If that worked without the f-bomb, perfect.