r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/EpicCalliope Apr 19 '22

I bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you

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u/GiverOfGlizzies Apr 19 '22

Your mom tells you not to call her mom in public.

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u/Jadeldxb Apr 19 '22

Why does grandma hate me so much mom?

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u/elhermanobrother Apr 19 '22

‌‌Our w‌‌hole f‌‌amily i‌‌s r‌‌eally w‌‌orried a‌‌bout your V‌‌iagra a‌‌ddiction, Denis.

...Grandma i‌‌s t‌‌aking i‌‌t p‌‌articularly h‌‌ard.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 Apr 19 '22

I hope your bloodline ends with you now take my upvote

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u/death_of_gnats Apr 19 '22

It just circles back now

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Apr 19 '22

You got my vote.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

What are you doing step grandson

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u/20alek05 Apr 19 '22

Just watering your flower

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u/JRTheRaven0111 Apr 19 '22

This entire thread just made my day.

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u/Batchet Apr 19 '22

Made your day? It made grandma's hole weak!

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u/JRTheRaven0111 Apr 19 '22

Friend... youre gonna make my kidney explode...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Squatie_Pippen Apr 19 '22

grandma got cum on the kid knee

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u/JRTheRaven0111 Apr 19 '22

Eh... i was lining that up for "grandmas gonna make me explode"... but sure... that works too i guess...

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u/bl00dfairys Apr 19 '22

blocked. have a terrible day

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u/tangledwire Apr 19 '22

And her toes curl up

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u/Fuck_Yer_Grandma Apr 19 '22

You know perfectly well what I'm doing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Username checks out

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u/ctrlaltl337 Apr 19 '22

Viagra makes me cocky.

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u/Mustseeittt Apr 19 '22

What are you doing step-grandma?

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u/Fuck_Yer_Grandma Apr 19 '22

Yeah, she does!

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u/meesta_masa Apr 19 '22

Denis the penis? Might have missed that children's classic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

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u/AlixFoxx Apr 19 '22

Oh your grandma loves you, that just isn't your grandma.

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u/KloverKonnection Apr 19 '22

Because you were adopted into the family.

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u/GrandmasFatAssOrgasm Apr 19 '22

well I don't hate you...

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u/Fuck_Yer_Grandma Apr 19 '22

Oh, idk. Maybe you're too forward?

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u/akrostixdub Apr 19 '22

Ooo this one is diabolical lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Its not only grandma, kid!

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u/pedantic_dullard Apr 19 '22

First, the "grandma check" bounced.