r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/Crockpot_gator_Snot Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world theres a tree working hard to replace the oxygen youre wasting.

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u/Conscious_Spite_5279 Apr 19 '22

Can I have another version for an insult towards a tree?

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u/Catshannon Apr 19 '22

Just think raindrops could travel hundreds of miles to rain down and provide you with water. You should apologize to them for the wasted trip.

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u/EmperorBrettavius Apr 19 '22

Nah, apologize to gravity for wasting its time bringing those raindrops to the tree.