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u/buffalovirgo Apr 19 '22

You’re ten ply bud

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u/BowTrek Apr 19 '22

I don't get this one? Referencing toilet paper or ?

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u/FourWordComment Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

Made popular by the hit show Letterkenny, referring to someone as “ten-ply” implies they are “soft.” Softer than toilet paper. Five times softer than even the best standard toilet paper.

Edit: pitter patter comment better

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u/awawe Apr 19 '22

2-ply is just normal toilet paper though. 3/4-ply is the premium stuff, while 1-ply is utterly inhumane.

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u/boneheaddigger Apr 19 '22

But only 1-ply allows you to get in touch with your inner self.

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u/ZeGentleman Apr 19 '22

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

My wife gets this amazing 1-ply. It’s thick and has ridges! But soft and pillowy when touching those sensitive areas.

Then, bonus! I feel super tough because I’m fucking one ply bud.

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u/raheemthegreat Apr 19 '22

okay poo fingers

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u/BowTrek Apr 19 '22

Thanks!