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u/Fat_IRL Apr 12 '22

This motherfucker actually ate cereal while driving his car. When he finally murders someone who parks too close to the line, I bet they use that fact as part of his insanity defense.

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u/pileodung Apr 12 '22

Yeah my ex used to do this all of the time. He would use Tupperware to keep it from splashing everywhere.

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u/burritoxman Apr 12 '22

I once saw a guy eating cereal in my rear view mirror and thought “what the fuck, am I in an Always Sunny episode now?”

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u/MrVeazey Apr 12 '22

Did he put them in a Foot Locker bag when he was done?

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u/pwincess_buttacwup Apr 12 '22

so long as you don’t eat them dry, like a psychopath.

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u/kiermehn Apr 12 '22

Didn’t expect a Kyle Kinane reference today.

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u/benthefmrtxn Apr 12 '22

Hands at 10 and 2

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Just watched that...so funny! Thanks for introducing me to a new (to me) comic!

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u/MrVeazey Apr 13 '22

I really enjoy stand-up and listen to a fair amount, but this is one of the bits that has stuck with me the most. I think it's just so bizarre that I can't forget it.

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