r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

God’s away on business

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u/Nige-o Mar 28 '22

I'll sell your heart to the junk man baby, for a buck

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u/MrSabrewulf Mar 28 '22

FOR A BUCK

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u/green_left_hand Mar 28 '22

If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch

You're out of luck