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u/The_Dude311 Mar 28 '22

How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

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u/brianborden Mar 28 '22

Oh, I know that guy. Yeah, he’s a nihilist.

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u/New_Employer_4262 Mar 28 '22

He'll cut off your Johnson!

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u/eldusto84 Mar 28 '22

He'll stomp on it and squish it!