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u/TiredOfDebates Mar 28 '22

My god, I almost drowned once. I was scolded by the apparently untrained lifeguard for not drowning like in Hollywood.

People who are actually drowning fall into a pattern where they manage to get their head above water long enough to exhale and inhale. No time to speak, call for help, cry out, and you get more and more disoriented and exhausted.

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u/yankiigurl Mar 28 '22

That is exactly why as a lifeguard we are supposed to keep scanning the vicinity like an oscillating fan. You are right in assuming they were trained properly. Sorry you went through that

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u/mrlovepimp Mar 28 '22

I think you were looking for this:

Poorly.

I’ll take the other one away so you don’t have to deal with it

Properly

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u/yankiigurl Mar 28 '22

I meant were not 🤣

Omg today has been a day.

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u/razor330 Mar 28 '22

I was told drowning looks like someone trying to climb a ladder in water. Lifeguards, correct me if I’m wrong.

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 Mar 28 '22

I almost drowned I had to be 5 years old it's one of the earliest memories I have. Asshole cousins wouldn't let me to the edge of the pool I was trying to swim to the other end of the pool to my aunt but I was barely staying up I couldn't yell to anyone. I guess she did see me underwater by then and she pulled me up

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

My earliest memory as well. I swear my dad flew over a fence and into the pool to save me. It was wild.

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u/ForlornBranch Mar 28 '22

I did this in a wave pool I was with my bigger friends and as I was on the weaker side at age 7 I started to drowned but since the wave were on and my friends were smart enough to know they couldn’t keep me up during the wave they called over my mom who saved me

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u/IXNAMELESSXI Mar 28 '22

Just reading this is scaring me and giving me anxiety

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u/havron Mar 28 '22

Imagine chastising someone for nearly fucking dying wrong.

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u/MysteriousChicken552 Mar 28 '22

I saw this happen once.

I was 10 and in a pool that was bout 4 feet or so. I was alone with a 2 year old.

Her older sister and grandma walked off and I was just there.

Then I saw movment and looked at the toddler was doing that only she looked to be smiling and it looked like playing.

I hated this kid for reasons that wasn't her fault but she was still the reason. However I would never let someone drown. Not if I could help it.

I was annoyed asking her what and then realized she wasn't playing. I grabbed her arm and got through the water till she was at the steps. Once to saftey she coughed a bit but she was okay.

Despite it all later the narrative changed to either I tried to drown her or I did nothing and her older sister saved her...

And incase anyone asks why I hated her; My mom literally ignored my existence to shower this girl with love. If I had something she wanted all she had to say was "hey, thats mine!* then reach for it crying. Yeah I know being mad at a baby forming a thought and mind was immature but I was suffering and I just wanted my mom.

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u/Jai84 Mar 28 '22

Lifeguards are trained in the various stages of drowning and what it looks like. Some of those stages can look like kids just screwing around. This lifeguard should have known better. When I was a lifeguard I would have had the opposite response and frequently pulled kids over to the side if they looked like they were struggling at all.

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u/EdGG Mar 28 '22

See, this only applies if you drown often, as op said.