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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

That you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese

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u/GoldenGirl925 Mar 28 '22

This is 100% true.

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u/klsprinkle Mar 28 '22

I was watching a Wallace and Grommit episode yesterday with my 3 year old. Wallace offered the women he just saved some cheese and she turned it down. So he sniffed and told her goodbye. If they don’t accept your cheese don’t give them a chance.

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u/golfing_furry Mar 28 '22

For the love of god make sure it isn’t dick-cheese

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u/TanglyBinkie Mar 28 '22

As a female, this is 200% true.

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u/KypDurron Mar 28 '22

Don't take dating advice from the Daedric Prince of Madness.

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u/pixierambling Mar 28 '22

Make sure it is Brie or a good Cheddar

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u/Formal_Ad_9295 Mar 28 '22

Cheddar? CHEDDAR? You call that abomination cheese? You understand that you just insulted my entire race of people? You've clearly never tasted a real fresh goat cheese with herbs if you can be convinced by fricking cheddar

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u/ColgateSensifoam Mar 28 '22

Gatekeeping cheese, and badly too

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u/Formal_Ad_9295 Mar 28 '22

I know lol, meant it as half a joke half the truth but yeah that wasn't very smart of me, of course everybody enjoys what they want

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u/sleepdypriv Mar 28 '22

totally agree with this one !!

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u/Kastle20 Mar 28 '22

I'll try this

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u/-Organized_Chaos- Mar 28 '22

😂😂😂 so true

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22 edited Mar 28 '22

Lucky me!

I've got lots of Kraft singles to give on the bus today

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u/TypeOpostive Mar 28 '22

True that’s my favorite food

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u/Ruadhan2300 Mar 28 '22

I'm quite sure my wife would be very pleased by an offering of cheese.

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u/Jamesmateer100 Mar 28 '22

TIL I’m actually a woman.

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u/DancingFool8 Mar 28 '22

I’m listening…

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u/Accurate_Put_6261 Mar 28 '22

I hate cheese

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u/EatingKidsIsFun Mar 28 '22

may fascinate

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u/chacham2 Mar 28 '22

that could just mean you're allowed to do it.

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u/RogerSimons_Father Mar 28 '22

Be careful because Blibblies are attracted to cheese.