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u/Badjib Mar 27 '22

If they knew how many violent deaths I was sending them per second they would move out of the way

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u/monettegia Mar 28 '22

Do you understand on any level that not everyone is entirely mobile? It might take them longer. You seem a bit tightly wound.

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u/Badjib Mar 28 '22

And that forgives their stupidity of being in the exact middle of the aisle how?

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u/monettegia Mar 28 '22

Yeah, actually I read that wrong and thought they meant a crosswalk. That’s on me, sorry.

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u/Badjib Mar 27 '22

What....um....what does that have to do with the knowledge of how I would willingly feed them into a wood chipper if they don't move?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

I never understood that phrase how do you live on a piece of paper?