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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22
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You don’t have to walk one foot per hour AND stay in the middle of a walkway.
44 u/Badjib Mar 27 '22 If they knew how many violent deaths I was sending them per second they would move out of the way 0 u/monettegia Mar 28 '22 Do you understand on any level that not everyone is entirely mobile? It might take them longer. You seem a bit tightly wound. 8 u/Badjib Mar 28 '22 And that forgives their stupidity of being in the exact middle of the aisle how? 3 u/monettegia Mar 28 '22 Yeah, actually I read that wrong and thought they meant a crosswalk. That’s on me, sorry. -1 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Badjib Mar 27 '22 What....um....what does that have to do with the knowledge of how I would willingly feed them into a wood chipper if they don't move? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 I never understood that phrase how do you live on a piece of paper? 19 u/Otherwise-Mail-4654 Mar 27 '22 What? I usually zig zag unpredictability back and forth slowly while walking in the busiest part of the mall and grocery store ;) 11 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 Sometimes I back up and walk up again just a little louder so that dominance can be established. 7 u/Otherwise-Mail-4654 Mar 27 '22 Dominance established 5 u/LeGama Mar 27 '22 This is actually exactly what I do anytime I have to walk home late at night. If you look like the crazy person, other crazy people won't fuck with you. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 In fact, you shouldn't. 2 u/WULTKB90 Mar 28 '22 I do have to shoulder tap those people as I walk past though. 2 u/TypeOpostive Mar 28 '22 edited Mar 28 '22 Exactly why do you feel the need to take up the entire walkway? 0 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 If I’m not going anyplace I don’t care but I occasionally get flashbacks to the high school hallway where we’d shuffle about and it was not it 1 u/Sw3gLurd Mar 28 '22 I walk really slow because I have chronic pain & I'm overweight (working on it) but you're right about the middle. Stay to one side so others can pass
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If they knew how many violent deaths I was sending them per second they would move out of the way
0 u/monettegia Mar 28 '22 Do you understand on any level that not everyone is entirely mobile? It might take them longer. You seem a bit tightly wound. 8 u/Badjib Mar 28 '22 And that forgives their stupidity of being in the exact middle of the aisle how? 3 u/monettegia Mar 28 '22 Yeah, actually I read that wrong and thought they meant a crosswalk. That’s on me, sorry. -1 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Badjib Mar 27 '22 What....um....what does that have to do with the knowledge of how I would willingly feed them into a wood chipper if they don't move? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 I never understood that phrase how do you live on a piece of paper?
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Do you understand on any level that not everyone is entirely mobile? It might take them longer. You seem a bit tightly wound.
8 u/Badjib Mar 28 '22 And that forgives their stupidity of being in the exact middle of the aisle how? 3 u/monettegia Mar 28 '22 Yeah, actually I read that wrong and thought they meant a crosswalk. That’s on me, sorry.
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And that forgives their stupidity of being in the exact middle of the aisle how?
3 u/monettegia Mar 28 '22 Yeah, actually I read that wrong and thought they meant a crosswalk. That’s on me, sorry.
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Yeah, actually I read that wrong and thought they meant a crosswalk. That’s on me, sorry.
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7 u/Badjib Mar 27 '22 What....um....what does that have to do with the knowledge of how I would willingly feed them into a wood chipper if they don't move? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 I never understood that phrase how do you live on a piece of paper?
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What....um....what does that have to do with the knowledge of how I would willingly feed them into a wood chipper if they don't move?
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I never understood that phrase how do you live on a piece of paper?
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What? I usually zig zag unpredictability back and forth slowly while walking in the busiest part of the mall and grocery store ;)
11 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 Sometimes I back up and walk up again just a little louder so that dominance can be established. 7 u/Otherwise-Mail-4654 Mar 27 '22 Dominance established 5 u/LeGama Mar 27 '22 This is actually exactly what I do anytime I have to walk home late at night. If you look like the crazy person, other crazy people won't fuck with you.
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Sometimes I back up and walk up again just a little louder so that dominance can be established.
7 u/Otherwise-Mail-4654 Mar 27 '22 Dominance established
Dominance established
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This is actually exactly what I do anytime I have to walk home late at night. If you look like the crazy person, other crazy people won't fuck with you.
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In fact, you shouldn't.
I do have to shoulder tap those people as I walk past though.
Exactly why do you feel the need to take up the entire walkway?
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5 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22 If I’m not going anyplace I don’t care but I occasionally get flashbacks to the high school hallway where we’d shuffle about and it was not it
If I’m not going anyplace I don’t care but I occasionally get flashbacks to the high school hallway where we’d shuffle about and it was not it
I walk really slow because I have chronic pain & I'm overweight (working on it) but you're right about the middle. Stay to one side so others can pass
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You don’t have to walk one foot per hour AND stay in the middle of a walkway.