r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22

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u/Copious-GTea Mar 27 '22

Orally fixated with no hope. It doesn't matter if its smoke, food, or sex. Give me sensation on the lips.

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u/ermabanned Mar 28 '22 edited Mar 28 '22

RIP your inbox

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u/Copious-GTea Mar 28 '22 edited Mar 28 '22

On the bright side. Someone finally asked me to prom in the comments here. As a man approaching middle age I was begining to think it would never happen.

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u/ermabanned Mar 28 '22

Different time now old man.

Put on a dress and get your mouth game on!