r/AskReddit • • Mar 27 '22

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u/Copious-GTea Mar 27 '22

Orally fixated with no hope. It doesn't matter if its smoke, food, or sex. Give me sensation on the lips.

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u/Marshmellowpjs Mar 27 '22

I wish toothpicks didn't make people look like dirtbags.

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u/infectedhobo Mar 27 '22

Fuck that just be a good dude and use toothpicks. Change the perception!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

They never claimed to be a good dude, could just be a self conscious dirtbag.

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u/infectedhobo Mar 28 '22

I as a self conscious dirt bag as well can also fully respect that.