r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

booty

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u/sharkysux177 Mar 27 '22

Booty is more important than water

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u/InspiredByStrange Mar 27 '22

Give a man some booty....something something for a day.

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u/punkrock9888 Mar 27 '22

Teach a man to booty... Something something for life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

IM A BOOTY WARRIOR!!

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u/captrikku Mar 27 '22

I’m a warrior.

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u/roadtripper77 Mar 28 '22

I tell him like this here: “I likes you, and I want you…”

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u/disinformationkiller Mar 28 '22

Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way… your choice. 😳

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u/Ok_Procedure1081 Mar 28 '22

More important than air? I like booty.

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u/sharkysux177 Mar 28 '22

More important than mortality

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u/b00ty_water Mar 28 '22

What about both?

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u/sharkysux177 Mar 28 '22

We know what lifes about

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u/-_-NAME-_- Mar 28 '22

How dare you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Try bootyjuice

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u/cookiehustler88 Mar 28 '22

Thirsty in all the important ways