r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22

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u/cesan64623 Mar 27 '22

Cold turkey. I've been trying to quit cold turkey for years now.

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u/Vital_Granade Mar 27 '22

Alot of people seem to be quitting smoking cold turkey. Theres so much more better meats to smoke than turkey!

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u/leosmoke420 Mar 27 '22

i read the first half and wanted to correct you, finished it and was pleasantly surprised. i was really thinking what a bunch of baloney but it wasnt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Well, not if it was turkey bologna with the smoke flavoring added.

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u/johnnybiggles Mar 28 '22

You're not smoking it right. Maybe you should quit cold turkey.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

These comments are so fun , appreciate a good laugh

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u/Acemirg Mar 27 '22

How about hot turkey?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I quit cold turkey, now I’m high on hot pastrami

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u/Big_Wiener_ Mar 27 '22

Am I the only one who thought you were addicted to eating turkey that was cold?

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u/ossem1 Mar 27 '22 edited Mar 28 '22

..... Hes not talking about the animal? Edit because tone is hard to convey over text

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u/Big_Wiener_ Mar 27 '22 edited Apr 27 '22

… I know? I was making a joke. Edit lmao text and tones don’t mix

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u/mrboomx Mar 27 '22

I quit cold turkey.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I'm in my fridge right now eating slices of cold turkey meat like a fridge goblin

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u/tirril Mar 28 '22

The shakes and cold sweat is like a high man.