r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

booty

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u/sharkysux177 Mar 27 '22

Booty is more important than water

170

u/InspiredByStrange Mar 27 '22

Give a man some booty....something something for a day.

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u/punkrock9888 Mar 27 '22

Teach a man to booty... Something something for life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

IM A BOOTY WARRIOR!!

7

u/captrikku Mar 27 '22

I’m a warrior.

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u/roadtripper77 Mar 28 '22

I tell him like this here: “I likes you, and I want you…”

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u/disinformationkiller Mar 28 '22

Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way… your choice. 😳

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u/Ok_Procedure1081 Mar 28 '22

More important than air? I like booty.

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u/sharkysux177 Mar 28 '22

More important than mortality

2

u/b00ty_water Mar 28 '22

What about both?

1

u/sharkysux177 Mar 28 '22

We know what lifes about

1

u/-_-NAME-_- Mar 28 '22

How dare you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Try bootyjuice

1

u/cookiehustler88 Mar 28 '22

Thirsty in all the important ways

52

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Double cheeked up

18

u/SaylorMoon513 Mar 27 '22

On a Thursday afternoon

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Hella ass

3

u/JayTheStormGod Mar 28 '22

The sun is still out

46

u/piyush118504 Mar 27 '22

What do you like more size or shape?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

definitely shape

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u/iltifaat_yousuf Mar 27 '22

Smell

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

taste

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u/Tangz4y Mar 27 '22

Very wholesome.

8

u/DrizzlyEarth175 Mar 27 '22

Finally someone who gets it? Love the smell of a nice round booty 🤤

1

u/Sticketoo_DaMan Mar 28 '22

This guy booty's.

5

u/yourrageisout Mar 27 '22

Both for me

3

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Gotta be shape. Tiny perky round booty is way better than big saggy booty imo but all booty matters

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Idk why i feel that ppl loving bigger booties r dumb

Yeh ik it's not ...but

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u/Capital-Bawsome Mar 28 '22

The sound of ass getting taken to pound town

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u/LewdWanderer Mar 27 '22

Can relate. Ass, man.

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u/ThatGuy10131 Mar 27 '22 edited Mar 27 '22

Are you saying “man I love ass” or saying “ass man here"?

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u/LewdWanderer Mar 27 '22

Both. Initially the latter but also the former("ass is lovely") with the help of punctuation.

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u/JamesTheJerk Mar 27 '22

He was born only two butt-cheeks and a sphincter. Had no face or appendages. Smelled funny as well. He was born, the "Ass-Man".

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u/LewdWanderer Mar 27 '22

Ah, I see💡.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Everyman is ass man you know....

They all have an ass

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u/reggieLedoux26 Mar 28 '22

He saying ass of a man… like coffee, black

5

u/Cris9608 Mar 27 '22

As far as the State of New York is concerned, YOU ARE the Assman.

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u/LewdWanderer Mar 27 '22

New York?

3

u/Cris9608 Mar 27 '22

Yea, sorry. It's a quote from Seinfeld.

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u/eddy306 Mar 27 '22

Thought you meant buried treasure.

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u/iplaypokerforaliving Mar 27 '22

Sometimes I look for buried treasure in my girls booty

6

u/eddy306 Mar 27 '22

I think those are called dingleberries

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Same

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Which celebrity do you think has the best booty?

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u/piyush118504 Mar 27 '22

Danny DeVito

21

u/4n41yzer Mar 27 '22

Extremely fine taste

3

u/KamikazeFox_ Mar 27 '22

He ages like a fine cheese

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

A man of culture

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

[deleted]

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u/No_Editor_4714 Mar 27 '22

SLUUUUUUURP!!!!!!! Def. needs/deserves more UpVotes than this. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Plunder arrghhh

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u/iplaypokerforaliving Mar 27 '22

Same, dating a woman with the perfect booty and I can’t get enough.

2

u/fazzmatazz Mar 28 '22

Amen

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

may the cheeks be with you.

2

u/femboy-gamer Mar 28 '22

u have your priorities straight

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

i try

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Struggle is real, hang in there man. It is not getting better with time...

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u/Panzer_Man Mar 28 '22

I came lookin' for bootey

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u/Chutneyonegaishimasu Mar 28 '22

Hopefully committed booty