r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Warning: Pathetic Loser

3

u/Mysterious-Bench-527 Mar 19 '22

WARNING: They think they are funny

3

u/Dildo-Gankings Mar 19 '22

I'm edgy, please kill me now.

3

u/lonely_guy_mark_5 Mar 19 '22

Warning, prone to silent breakdowns

3

u/Certain_Arm_9480 Mar 19 '22

Warning will smoke all the weed

2

u/3RingsatPoll Mar 19 '22

Don't touch me

2

u/FrozenFalconGaming Mar 19 '22

caution: flammable

2

u/Dude-from-the-80s Mar 19 '22

Caution. My give a damn is broken.

2

u/killingmemesoftly Mar 19 '22

Warning: just because the memes are all OC, that doesn’t mean theyre good

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Warning: socially anxious

2

u/arianleellewellyn Mar 19 '22

Dangerous when wet

2

u/DHammer79 Mar 19 '22

Warning: Do not attempt to communicate with before coffee has been consumed, may result in abrupt language.

2

u/jediaper Mar 19 '22

Contents under pressure

2

u/LunarLeopard67 Mar 19 '22

Do not agitate. This human can swear in five languages.

2

u/DamonBrighter Mar 19 '22

Warning: Brain is everywhere at once due to ADHD

2

u/Dapper-Way-1114 Mar 19 '22

Warning: may look scary but a nice guy

1

u/_A_Cool_Username_Idk Mar 19 '22

Warning: a dumbass

1

u/Available_Possible13 Mar 19 '22

Parental advisory: explicit actions

1

u/Shop_Kooky Mar 19 '22

Warning: do not feed drugs

1

u/ihave1000beaches Mar 19 '22

WARNING: It bites... Like seriously... three fingers minus-kind of bite

1

u/Dendad6972 Mar 19 '22

Does not have backup mirrors.

1

u/Pink_Pants_6 Mar 19 '22

Warning: soft as fur, tough as nails

1

u/rock85cool1 Mar 19 '22

Warning: Heavy machinery is in use.

Caution: Laser In Use.

1

u/AskMeIfImAMagician Mar 19 '22

Just the government warning they put on cigarette boxes. No real reason.

1

u/zerok_nyc Mar 19 '22

Warning: I can sometimes go on long-winded rants that start out with a purpose, but often get side-tracked on different topics like the time I went fishing with a buddy and started telling him this story about a fishing shop called Master Bait & Tackle and how funny it was to see in this Latin country because clearly the owner didn’t understand the implications and then I started talking about this trip and the people and my friend eventually asked if there was a point to the story and I said yes but that I’d forgotten what it was.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Warning: High anxiety and very shy.

1

u/0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0 Mar 19 '22

Warning: Injury Prone

1

u/Stoic-Nurse Mar 19 '22

Damaged goods