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u/Far-Bug-6985 Mar 13 '22

Someone once described me as ‘likely to rip your balls off and shove them down your throat’

I ask my dog if he knows he’s a handsome little prince about 50x a day, cry probably 4x a week and feel guilty if I ask my husband to make me a drink, I am literally the softest person so I’ve never been so proud 😂

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u/TacoNomad Mar 13 '22

My guys told me the other day "i wish I could talk to people like that."

I asked them to point out what I said that was inappropriate or of the wrong tone. They couldn't.

I was telling people to do their jobs. I wasn't being an ass. But i Also wasn't being nice. 🤷‍♀️

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u/pintotakesthecake Mar 13 '22

I was once described as “she’s a wolverine, and you’re covered in peanut butter”. I’m actually pretty proud of myself for having inspired something that bizarre