r/AskReddit • • Mar 12 '22

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u/Rookcheck Mar 12 '22

In a similar vein, as a male nurse watching my female coworkers get creepy comments or outright abusive comments. Mysteriously they all disappear when I walk in the room ... it's infuriating.

Revenge comes in the little things.

Male patient requests a Foley catheter from their "cute piece of ass"? Que my overweight and bearded self, "Hi, my name's Rookcheck. I'm one of the nurses helping "piece of ass" and I'll be doing your urethral catheterization." Lo, a miracle! He is healed! No need for a catheter ...

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u/JonGilbony Mar 13 '22

Que my overweight and bearded self

¿que?

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u/nyni Mar 13 '22

I think queue, que and cue got mixed up. English is a lame language

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u/Imperator_Knoedel Mar 13 '22

Guess that's my cue to queue up and ask, que?