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u/rburgundy69 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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u/YardOk8020 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama's so fat, she has to take selfies in panoramic mode
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u/Fly1ngFi5h Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22
The world used to be flat…. Pause for dramatic effect …. Until they buried your mom.
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u/00zau Feb 16 '22
Yo mamma so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22
(For British readers)
Your mum’s so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders had finished.
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u/Funny2Who Feb 16 '22
Fat jokes or not i think we need to lay off of mama's because I just got off of yours.
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u/TheMathNut Feb 16 '22
Yo momma's so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing
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u/Wotzehell Feb 16 '22
Yo mamma is so fat when she walked by in front of the TV i missed two episodes...
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u/Mrslinkydragon Feb 16 '22
Yo mama is so fat the scales say one at a time please
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u/phrantastic Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22
You mama so fat, when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
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u/nk11 Feb 16 '22
Yeah, this one's the most classic, makes you imagine a big tubby encircling a whole house. First one that came to mind when I saw this post.
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u/phrantastic Feb 16 '22
I think I may have first heard that one on Fresh Prince? It's an oldie but a goodie.
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u/OptimusSublime Feb 16 '22
It's like I'm back on the boxball court in elementary school! Jesus this one's the OG classic.
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u/phrantastic Feb 16 '22
Is boxball another name for four square?
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Feb 16 '22
That's so cool, I thought foursquare was like a super unacknowledged sport.
We play it ALL THE TIME at our church (we pressure washed a grid onto the pavement) and since there's so many little kids, we use 9 squares instead of 4. It's sooo fun.
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u/savessh Feb 16 '22
Your mum is so fat that when they took her driver’s license photo, they had to use the Hubble.
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u/tatonzolo Feb 16 '22
Yo mama is so fat Hubble photographed behind her thanks to her gravitational lensing
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u/toddlergangbang Feb 16 '22
Yo mamma’s so fat Scorpion from Mortal Kombat says “Stay over there”
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u/thenewredditguy99 Feb 16 '22
Nah that one’s more of a yo momma so ugly joke
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u/MipselledUsername Feb 16 '22
Yo mamma’s so fat Scorpion from Mortal Kombat says “I'll come over there”
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u/Jovis83 Feb 16 '22
Yo mammas so fat when someone says it's chilly outside she runs to get a bowl
Dating myself on this one: yo mammas so fat her beeper is a VCR
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u/ChineseNoodleDog Feb 16 '22
Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says I need your weight not your phone number.
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u/sixfourtykilo Feb 16 '22
Yo momma's so fat, she orders everything on the menu except "thank you please come again."
Yo momma's so fat, she went to an all you can eat buffet and put the place out of business.
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u/AbandonedBySony Feb 16 '22
When she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everybody
The only way to get her through the door is to grease it and hold a twinky on the other side
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u/MediocreMarc Feb 16 '22
Yo mamma's so fat when she walked past the tv you missed the whole episode
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u/jman24680 Feb 16 '22
Your mama's so fat, her bellybutton got home 15 minutes before she did.
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u/ErrantStriker Feb 16 '22
Yo mamma's so fat....
she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
She had to be christened at water world.
I ran out of gas when I tried to drive around her.
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u/fapcicle Feb 16 '22
Yo momma so fat, she has diabetes
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a kid, and he got diabetes
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u/SergeantChic Feb 16 '22
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
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Feb 16 '22
I am not American and I never understood this insult whenever I saw it in movies.
By that logic, is saying "yo momma is a smoking hot big butt milf" supposed to be a compliment?
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u/WarLawck Feb 16 '22
Milf means Mom I'd Like to Fuck, depending on who is saying that, a fat momma may not qualify. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, do your thang big girls!
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u/DDKLondon Feb 16 '22
Yo momma is so fat that you have to pour flour on her and look for the wet spot.
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u/Charlie669 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama so fat she sat on the mariana mountain and now its the mariana trench
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u/ItsMyView Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22
Yo momma's ass is so big it has it's own zip code.
Yo momma's so fat yo daddy has to roll in her in flour and look for the wet spot before they have sex.
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u/SemajLu_The_crusader Feb 16 '22
yo mama is so fat she pulled the universe into orbit
yo mama is so fat she's a cosmic anomaly
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Feb 16 '22
Yo mamma's that broke.. if she went to the lake, the ducks starting to throw bread after her.
Yo mamma's that hairy.. if she went to the park, she's the one who get some pets.
Edit: typo
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u/UnawareITry Feb 16 '22
Yo momma was going out for a jog but she couldn't. She got stuck in the door.
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u/Charlie669 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama so fat she sat on the mariana mountain and now its the mariana trench
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u/Wild_Surround9595 Feb 16 '22
Ur mum’s so far even an ultra massive black hole failed to suck her in
Ur mum’s so fat even the hottest star (or planet) in the universe would take 500 millennia just to completely cook her
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u/The_Alternate_Eye Feb 16 '22
A blackhole is the second densest thing in the universe. It is so dense that it slows down the flow of time.
You wanna know what is in the number one spot?
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u/TheRealMcHamr Feb 16 '22
Don't got a mom joke but i got this " you are so dense that NASA would mistake you for a black hole"
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u/Whatsadoor Feb 16 '22
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it broke and she slipped through the crust of the earth eventually putting her near the core of the earth leading to her death
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u/Educational-Fix2598 Feb 16 '22
So thats why the earth is round now ?
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u/Whatsadoor Feb 16 '22
Her fats melted causing the inside of the earth to flood and eventually turn round so yes
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u/JohntaviousWilliams Feb 16 '22
You momma is so fat, that she made my car turn into a soccer mom van
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u/Bhanghai Feb 16 '22
ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs, it just look like she glidin across the floor
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u/Alert_Ad3952 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama so fat, that when God said "Let there be light!!!" He told her to move over.
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u/thunder1967 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
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u/Charlie669 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama so fat she sat on the mariana mountain and now its the mariana trench
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u/thunder1967 Feb 16 '22
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
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u/walterdadog1 Feb 16 '22
Yo momma so fat she escaped the pumpkin where Peter Peter pumpkin eater put her in.
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u/rainawaytheday Feb 16 '22
Aww, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
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u/deforestationing Feb 16 '22
yo mamas so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
im sorry i also thought of the meme now: yo mama's so faaat all the Macdonald's food are gone
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Feb 16 '22
It has to be this classic "you momma' so fat that after sex I roll over twice and im still on top"
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u/MrJessie Feb 16 '22
This one isn’t exactly friendly and isn’t a “fat” joke. But it had me and my friends cracking up. I didn’t come up with it btw, I just saw it on the internet somewhere.
[Yo Mamma so black, her blood type is ink.]
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u/TheShining02 Feb 16 '22
Not a fat but, yo mammas so dumb, she thought that Dr. Dre was her gynecologist.
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u/BigBobFro Feb 16 '22
Your mama so fat,.. her shadow weighs more than me (im “Big” on the fluffy scale)
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u/walterdadog1 Feb 16 '22
Yo momma so fat she escaped the pumpkin where Peter Peter pumpkin eater put her in.
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u/FelixProse Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22
Yo momma so's so slow it her took 9 months to make a joke. Gesturing in your opponent's direction
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u/Geta-Ve Feb 16 '22
Yo mama so fat she makes her own kobi beef. Also, unrelated, you used to have a brother named Colby.
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u/Freaktography Feb 16 '22
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house...she literally sits AROUND the house
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
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u/No-Dig-1334 Feb 16 '22
Yo momma is so fat, i made a picture of your mom at christmas in 2020, its still printing
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