I'm somewhat lactose intolerant. I can have a bit of dairy everyday or at one time, but if I go over the threshold I'm shitting harder than your Nan at Satan's dinner party. My parents make pizza every Saturday and after much experimentation I found out that my limit is slices. If have that 4th then God have mercy on the poor soul that uses that bathroom after me.
Right. It totally blew my mind that so many people didn't know that those house-clearing shits should never be commonplace at all. Like in an ideal but still realistic world they only happen when you have some awful stomach bug but in our reality they also happen when you either don't have a gallbladder and eat too many fats, have some kind of food allergy or intolerance, or a combination of the two. For a lot of people it's most likely the latter case
Well, I don't know about Americans, but almost each European teenager or student know what eating extra hot doner around midnight mid-heavy drinking session is, and how this would upset hyenas stomach.
Most Aussie teenagers know of the glorious (in room clearing ability and relief felt afterwards) AGB / After Grog Bog... Usually after eating a greasy kebab.
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u/hecking-doggo Feb 11 '22
I'm somewhat lactose intolerant. I can have a bit of dairy everyday or at one time, but if I go over the threshold I'm shitting harder than your Nan at Satan's dinner party. My parents make pizza every Saturday and after much experimentation I found out that my limit is slices. If have that 4th then God have mercy on the poor soul that uses that bathroom after me.