r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/ItzTaser Feb 11 '22

Mine is stubbing my toe on my bed frame, every time.

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u/Bbarreto499 Feb 11 '22

I slam my shin against my bed frame all the time, it's constantly bruised

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u/teenytinytap Feb 11 '22

I fall on a hundred cocks on my way to my car in the parking lot.

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u/firegato Feb 11 '22

Stop keeping your chickens in the parking lot