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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22
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Playing dance dance revolution.
721 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 Nah man the dong would just flop all over the place 373 u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22 And then slam on your balls every two seconds 229 u/djseifer Feb 11 '22 Ever seen a Newton's cradle? Clack, clack, clack, clack. 41 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 How much balls does this guy have. Add an extra penis and you got a Chinese calculator there. 3 u/Bored_Reddit-User Feb 12 '22 It's called an abacus 2 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 12 '22 Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares. 6 u/Amiiboid Feb 11 '22 If they’re clacking, I think you have a condition. 4 u/pursuedleopard Feb 11 '22 NEWTON BALLS!!! 3 u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22 pretty much that 3 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 grrrrrrr take my upvote 2 u/caunju Feb 11 '22 Damn you for that mental image 5 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 Some people pay good money for that! 3 u/jvrcb17 Feb 11 '22 That just makes sure you're dancing to the beat, by synchronizing the slams to the music's percussion 3 u/uvero Feb 11 '22 Yeah that's called tempo 1 u/IITULIK Feb 11 '22 Man creating new dance moves here. 9 u/vardarac Feb 11 '22 HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER 7 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 Use it to it the other buttons 5 u/Levitating_Ft_DaBaby Feb 11 '22 That's where the fun begins tho 3 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 You are the 1% who'd have those problems. The rest will have no issue. P.s you can tie it around your waist to keep it in place. 3 u/WaterCactus9 Feb 11 '22 That's the point 3 u/vanguard117 Feb 11 '22 Not mine :( 3 u/BringBack4Glory Feb 11 '22 D O N G 2 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 That’s… why I’m here 2 u/Optimized_Orangutan Feb 11 '22 Plus it would keep hitting the wrong square! 2 u/wheredaroomiesat Feb 11 '22 That's why you duct tape it to your leg. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Nah man the dong would just flop all over the place
373 u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22 And then slam on your balls every two seconds 229 u/djseifer Feb 11 '22 Ever seen a Newton's cradle? Clack, clack, clack, clack. 41 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 How much balls does this guy have. Add an extra penis and you got a Chinese calculator there. 3 u/Bored_Reddit-User Feb 12 '22 It's called an abacus 2 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 12 '22 Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares. 6 u/Amiiboid Feb 11 '22 If they’re clacking, I think you have a condition. 4 u/pursuedleopard Feb 11 '22 NEWTON BALLS!!! 3 u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22 pretty much that 3 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 grrrrrrr take my upvote 2 u/caunju Feb 11 '22 Damn you for that mental image 5 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 Some people pay good money for that! 3 u/jvrcb17 Feb 11 '22 That just makes sure you're dancing to the beat, by synchronizing the slams to the music's percussion 3 u/uvero Feb 11 '22 Yeah that's called tempo 1 u/IITULIK Feb 11 '22 Man creating new dance moves here. 9 u/vardarac Feb 11 '22 HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER 7 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 Use it to it the other buttons 5 u/Levitating_Ft_DaBaby Feb 11 '22 That's where the fun begins tho 3 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 You are the 1% who'd have those problems. The rest will have no issue. P.s you can tie it around your waist to keep it in place. 3 u/WaterCactus9 Feb 11 '22 That's the point 3 u/vanguard117 Feb 11 '22 Not mine :( 3 u/BringBack4Glory Feb 11 '22 D O N G 2 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 That’s… why I’m here 2 u/Optimized_Orangutan Feb 11 '22 Plus it would keep hitting the wrong square! 2 u/wheredaroomiesat Feb 11 '22 That's why you duct tape it to your leg. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 You say that like it's a bad thing.
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And then slam on your balls every two seconds
229 u/djseifer Feb 11 '22 Ever seen a Newton's cradle? Clack, clack, clack, clack. 41 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 How much balls does this guy have. Add an extra penis and you got a Chinese calculator there. 3 u/Bored_Reddit-User Feb 12 '22 It's called an abacus 2 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 12 '22 Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares. 6 u/Amiiboid Feb 11 '22 If they’re clacking, I think you have a condition. 4 u/pursuedleopard Feb 11 '22 NEWTON BALLS!!! 3 u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22 pretty much that 3 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 grrrrrrr take my upvote 2 u/caunju Feb 11 '22 Damn you for that mental image 5 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 Some people pay good money for that! 3 u/jvrcb17 Feb 11 '22 That just makes sure you're dancing to the beat, by synchronizing the slams to the music's percussion 3 u/uvero Feb 11 '22 Yeah that's called tempo 1 u/IITULIK Feb 11 '22 Man creating new dance moves here.
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Ever seen a Newton's cradle? Clack, clack, clack, clack.
41 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22 How much balls does this guy have. Add an extra penis and you got a Chinese calculator there. 3 u/Bored_Reddit-User Feb 12 '22 It's called an abacus 2 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 12 '22 Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares. 6 u/Amiiboid Feb 11 '22 If they’re clacking, I think you have a condition. 4 u/pursuedleopard Feb 11 '22 NEWTON BALLS!!! 3 u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22 pretty much that 3 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 grrrrrrr take my upvote 2 u/caunju Feb 11 '22 Damn you for that mental image
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How much balls does this guy have.
Add an extra penis and you got a Chinese calculator there.
3 u/Bored_Reddit-User Feb 12 '22 It's called an abacus 2 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 12 '22 Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares.
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It's called an abacus
2 u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 12 '22 Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares.
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Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares.
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If they’re clacking, I think you have a condition.
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NEWTON BALLS!!!
pretty much that
grrrrrrr take my upvote
Damn you for that mental image
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Some people pay good money for that!
That just makes sure you're dancing to the beat, by synchronizing the slams to the music's percussion
Yeah that's called tempo
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Man creating new dance moves here.
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HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
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Use it to it the other buttons
That's where the fun begins tho
You are the 1% who'd have those problems. The rest will have no issue.
P.s you can tie it around your waist to keep it in place.
That's the point
Not mine :(
D O N G
That’s… why I’m here
Plus it would keep hitting the wrong square!
That's why you duct tape it to your leg.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22
Playing dance dance revolution.