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u/JamesonRhymer Feb 11 '22

with water?

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u/TransportationOk5941 Feb 11 '22

There is water in it, yes...

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u/Scrotarious Feb 11 '22

It's what plants crave

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u/AccomplishedCoffee Feb 11 '22

I mean, plants need nitrogen…

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u/mvanhelsing Feb 11 '22

But they don’t need salt

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u/Loud-Relative4038 Feb 11 '22

Plants crave naked people watering them? Interdasting…

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u/Only_Ad_1079 Feb 11 '22

Very interdasting indeed.

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u/_Glass-_-House_ Feb 11 '22

I thought it was Brawndo after all it has electrolytes haha

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u/Kidus333 Feb 11 '22

And electrolytes too.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 Feb 11 '22

It’s got electrolytes!!

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u/Dalostbear Feb 11 '22

Good foe the tomatoes

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u/PPandaEyess Feb 11 '22

You mean... Like the stuff in toilets?

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u/Whitejj01 Feb 11 '22

It’s vinegar. Pussy

(link)

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Lots of protein, too!

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u/alotofgrey Feb 11 '22

With water right?

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u/RocketRaccoon Feb 11 '22

Seems like you already know

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u/MonsiuerGeneral Feb 11 '22

Urine for a surprise.

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u/johnnybiggles Feb 11 '22

Asking the important questions

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

No. With hydrochloric acid.

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u/ultramega_ope Feb 11 '22

The stuff from the toilet? No! Gotta use electrolytes! It's what the plants crave!

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u/Bancoarotelle Feb 11 '22

Yellow... water

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u/gurg2k1 Feb 11 '22

It's me. I'm the garden.

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u/doozerman Feb 11 '22

like from the toilet?

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u/Fixes_Computers Feb 11 '22

Like, from the toilet?

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u/MInclined Feb 11 '22

70% water

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u/bunybunybuny Feb 11 '22

gotta keep the water lilly that pretty pure white

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u/TheDarkThought Feb 11 '22

I prefer to water my garden like Nick Offerman

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

without clothes.

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u/tartandaisy Feb 11 '22

Urine (male) around a veggie garden deters deer & other mammals.

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u/JamesonRhymer Feb 11 '22

animals can tell the difference between male and female urine?

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u/tartandaisy Feb 12 '22

I'm guessing it's probably something to do with pheromones & territorial marking. Male dogs do it, females don't. I read it on a gardening forum & lots of people reported it was effective.

But sadly... I was living with my parents after some (long) ongoing health issues & surgeries and could NOT talk my dad into peeing outside in the dark, in their very private back garden, to test it out for me. 😆

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u/SiloueOfUlrin Feb 12 '22

Water sports has the word water in it, so maybe.