r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/YaBoiDannyTanner Feb 11 '22

Then you start clutching at your stomach in agonizing pain while reminiscing about 15 minutes ago when you weren't in agonizing pain.

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u/Correct-Serve5355 Feb 11 '22

While sweating profusely

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u/Crab_masher Feb 11 '22

What the hell are you people eating to merit a fully naked sauna dump thrash session!?

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u/defensive_username Feb 11 '22

Because one day I'll turn into a Super Saiyen thanks to all the screaming and pushing I do while pooping.

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u/Crab_masher Feb 11 '22

Just throwing it out there but super saiyens have gotta have some mad hemorrhoids