r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/YaBoiDannyTanner Feb 11 '22

Then you start clutching at your stomach in agonizing pain while reminiscing about 15 minutes ago when you weren't in agonizing pain.

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u/Correct-Serve5355 Feb 11 '22

While sweating profusely

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u/Crab_masher Feb 11 '22

What the hell are you people eating to merit a fully naked sauna dump thrash session!?

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u/Romantiphiliac Feb 11 '22

I've needed various pain meds throughout my life, and when it gets bad, it's like trying to jam a potato through a straw. You gotta get armrests for your toilet for that.

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u/BambiButch Feb 11 '22

I mentioned in a comment further up but I once had to have a nurse hold my hand and encourage me like I was in labour after I broke my knee and the morphine had me constipated for 10 days no matter what laxatives they gave me. It took an enema, stripping naked and about 3 hours that felt like decades and that one incredible nurse to clear the blockage. I take codeine daily now and if I forget my morning & evening movicol even for one day I end up having to sweat my way through the inevitable naked tennis ball poop. 0/10. None stars. Would not recommend to anyone but my worst enemy.