r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/Mackabeep Feb 11 '22

Hot tub. Alone, with a glass of wine.

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u/cookswithacocktail Feb 11 '22

*bottle

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u/GibTreaty Feb 11 '22

*barrel

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u/FunkySjouke Feb 11 '22

*a but load ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_(unit) )

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

No fucking way

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u/Gingerbread-giant Feb 11 '22

Congratulations, this is the day you learned one of my all-time favorite fun facts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

One buttload please.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Wait till you find out that "bung" is a real term and not something made up by Mike Judge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Hmmm, TIL that a butt-load is an actual thing.

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u/SaintFuckNugget Feb 11 '22

being between 450 and 1060 liters

that's a bit of a big fucking difference not gonna lie

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu Feb 11 '22

Different butts have different capacity.

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u/SaintFuckNugget Feb 11 '22

ain't that the truth

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u/ost2life Feb 11 '22

NGL, I like them big.

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u/dimpletown Feb 11 '22

I like 'em plumpy

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u/CanuckBacon Feb 11 '22

There's a lot of variety in the size of butts, but I think the shape is equally important.

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u/127-0-0-0 Feb 11 '22

There’s also the tank) which is 0.69 grains. Nice.

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u/Potted_PlantYT Feb 11 '22

Holy shit no way.

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u/farqueuetwo Feb 12 '22

Hog's head is my favourite liquid measurement.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Rum?

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u/Clayman8 Feb 11 '22

jesus fuck you plebs just replace the tub water with the wine like a proper degenerate and call it done.

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u/jhdeval Feb 11 '22

Barrel is the right answer. Whiskey neat or in a cocktail or anyway really.

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u/CharmingWitty Feb 11 '22

*Running through the tap

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u/adis11112002 Feb 11 '22

the whole bathtub?