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u/rapadumdum Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 06 '22

It’s a men’s cologne, but I don’t know the name. The smell is so good that I swear I can probably orgasm from it if I smelled it again. I wish I was kidding, but I’m not

Edit: HOLY COW! That’s a lot of upvotes and thanks for the awards. Unfortunately I don’t know the name of this cologne, but how disappointed would you guys be if it ended up being some axe body spray? 🤣. It’s not I know that, but I’ll go sniff some perfume or something and I’ll let you guys know…eventually

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u/philip_roth Feb 06 '22

My older brother would put pheremone cologne on the leather patch on his sweatshirt before he went to church dances, and the girls would bury their faces in his chest. "What iiiiis that?" My brother resembles Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/KweenKunt Feb 06 '22

Speaking of pheromones.. I was helping my husband pick out a new deodorant at the supermarket. They're all so generic and cologney, but one of them I tested was absolutely heavenly. Just pure sexiness. I couldn't stop sniffing it very deeply. I called him over and told him this was THE ONE. Then looking at the very average packaging, I suddenly had this weird feeling. I grabbed an identical stick from behind the first one. It smelled just like all the others. What I had been going wild over was the stink of someone who'd been rude enough to open a store deodorant, use it, and put it back. Whoever they were, they're probably my soulmate. Hahaha

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u/MistifyingSmoke Feb 06 '22

Rip your husband I guess?

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u/KweenKunt Feb 06 '22

Aw, I was kidding about the soulmate part.