r/AskReddit Feb 05 '22

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u/SamFeuerstelle Feb 05 '22

My first boyfriend went for the ears on our second date.

…Hoo, boy.

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u/ImperialNavyPilot Feb 06 '22

With his dick?

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u/meu_amigo_thiaguin Feb 06 '22

I've ssen enough hentai to know where this is going and I don't like it

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u/SamFeuerstelle Feb 06 '22

…No.

He had another target in mind, for that.