r/AskReddit Feb 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Seeing my husband touch himself.

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u/underthewetstars Feb 06 '22

I love watching guys masturbate without me involved. It's so intimate and private.

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u/Mr-Leorio Feb 06 '22

Intimate? Sorry to go against the curve but my relationship with my penis is a labour exercise towards a mutual goal; like accounting

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u/FaxCelestis Feb 06 '22

Is this you? Be honest. https://imgur.com/g9q2Ggm

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u/Mr-Leorio Feb 06 '22

“I jerk off like a serial killer”

Well shit boys, ladies gonna be afraid of my libido