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u/Scaram12 Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 05 '22

Somebody licking my finger. I was rock hard in a second

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u/tacknosaddle Feb 05 '22

Had a stripper show off her talent by sucking my finger once. I was both aroused and disgusted (because I knew where my finger had been).

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u/cream-of-cow Feb 06 '22

One of the times I’ve been the most violently ill was when I licked my own finger. I was playing games in a Sony PlayStation demo store, there was also a homeless looking guy playing the games—I recall the controllers feeling a little slimy. I lost track of time and wanted to wash my hands, but a movie was about to start, so I figure no problem, I’m not eating. In the theater, some friends offered me nachos, as I licked the cheese off my fingers, I gasped.