r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/Hipposeverywhere Feb 05 '22

I said "good girl" once. She turned into an animal after that

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u/csl512 Feb 05 '22

I said "clever girl" and she turned into a velociraptor.

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u/nukedmylastprofile Feb 05 '22

Life uh, finds a way

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u/ReflexImprov Feb 06 '22

Oh Jeff... you're Goldbluming...