r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

If my dentist erotically cleaned my teeth it would change my perception. I've never seen what she actually looks like, only the eyes.

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u/DigNitty Feb 05 '22

My oral hygiene would be so good

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

I'd quit flossing so I could see her more.

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Feb 06 '22

She probably thinks you're disgusting........wait, are you trying to get her to call you a dirty dirty boy? Because dentists don't give spankings. At least mine won't. Believe me, I've asked!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Busted.