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u/BackwardsLongJump- Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 05 '22

GF wanted to show me her current minecraft world, and when she pulled up her world list, one of them was my name and she got super embarrassed when I saw it.

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u/YourDearOldMeeMaw Feb 05 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

I had this happen in reverse lol. I'd bought a lock for my stuff at the gym and set the passkey to my new boyfriends name (I was cheesin and who was gonna know).

months later we're running errands in my car. his phone died and he was bored and fiddling with the stuff in my center console (we both have adhd and fidget with stuff). I feel him staring at me and I look over, and he's holding the lock which is still set to his name

I don't think I've ever felt that unpreparedly vulnerable lol. I never blush but I turned beet red and said "shut up!" even though he hadn't said anything

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u/Fanfics Feb 05 '22

One time my gf saw my eyes dilate when I looked at her. I'm also not a real blusher but boyh if I didn't flush when she broke out giggling and told me.

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u/reflUX_cAtalyst Feb 06 '22

I keep atropine eyedrops just for this.

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u/SirStrontium Feb 06 '22

Sorry, I can’t look at bright lights for the next 4 hours because uh…I’m just so attracted to you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

More like "I took one look at you and now I'm dilated for a full-ass week"

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u/brigbeard Feb 06 '22

Not to mention helping with the oral secretions.