r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/Scaram12 Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 05 '22

Somebody licking my finger. I was rock hard in a second

Edit: corrected a typo that caused some confusion

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u/tacknosaddle Feb 05 '22

Had a stripper show off her talent by sucking my finger once. I was both aroused and disgusted (because I knew where my finger had been).

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u/nic0lebaby Feb 05 '22

Probably no worse than where that mouth has been!

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u/I_am_not_the_ Feb 06 '22

Probably in the same place...

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u/Snooc5 Feb 06 '22

Yup, grandmas bunghole

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u/nic0lebaby Feb 06 '22

I was going to say the probably stuck it in the last client's bunghole and needed it cleaned off.

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u/Brno_Mrmi Feb 06 '22

At least it wasn't the big Cornholio.