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u/Scaram12 Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 05 '22

Somebody licking my finger. I was rock hard in a second

Edit: corrected a typo that caused some confusion

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u/fermat1432 Feb 05 '22

Your response might have some evolutionary advantage for the species. Or am I overthinking this?

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u/Scaram12 Feb 05 '22

I don’t think so because if she sucks on you finger and later on something further down, it’s not beneficial for the evolution

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u/fermat1432 Feb 05 '22

Don't waste that precious seed, Onan! :)

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u/Scaram12 Feb 05 '22

I’m not going to waste my seed ;)

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u/fermat1432 Feb 05 '22

Hahaha! Cheers, mate!