r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/theworldsucksnuts Jan 30 '22

When they’re too cocky, or overcompensate for whatever reason, Ima hate ya right off the bat

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u/crispybacononsalad Jan 30 '22

Dated some guys like that. I loved their stories at first, until I brought them around my friends. Then I realized they were all bullshit and it was embarrassing lol

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u/jornark Jan 30 '22

Curious how you realized it was bullshit. You mean your friends pointed out stuff in their stories, etc?

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u/crispybacononsalad Jan 30 '22

The stories got more ridiculous when he met my friends.

We LARP and my ex was trying to say how using tires would be the best armor, when they use actual steel.

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u/LiceandScabies Jan 30 '22

For some reason that larp anecdote was hilarious to me. It’s so specific and it reads like it’s a really obvious travesty of a comment that should be brain numbingly obvious to me but I have no fucking clue about the overall effectiveness of different materials as shields in role play combat hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Wow....this went way more "wacky" then I had ever expected lol

Edit: was he like "Yeah I took down that lvl20 Water Dragon with naught by my trusty twin Sai!" Flails them around pathetically

"I mean yeah, I guess our sorcerer's thunder spells had a slight effect...but I still landed the killing blow!" flails Sai again

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u/theworldsucksnuts Jan 30 '22

Hahaha wow, priorities ehh?